Mo fukas is cray

"Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit) 01/22/2015 at 20:08 • Filed to: asshats

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Merging onto the freeway tonight after work, in the dark (naturally), I signal and accelerate to 55-60MPH, as is freeway speeds. A car in the right lane passes me before the merge lane ends. Another farther back slows and keeps pace behind me. I have my window.

So, still signalling, I merge. In the MIDDLE lane is a dark colored GMC Envoy, and when I finish my merge I see that they have their signal on, to get into the right lane. My lane. The problem? Their front end is even with my rear door. And there's a car behind me. I'm already going ~60MPH and am under no obligation to go any faster.

The GMC drops back a bit, and before the car behind me can bleed off enough speed to give the GMC room, the fucker in the GMC LAYS ON HIS/HER HORN.

What a dick, right? I NEED TO GET OVER RIGHT NOW FOR THE NEXT EXIT HOOOOONNNNNNKKKK FUCK PRE-PLANNING.

So the guy behind me gives the needed room, and the GMC swings in behind me, AWFULLY close, might I add.

Then does it.

The worst thing an asshat can do after doing asshat things.

They turn their brights on for a few seconds.

At me.

Very easy to tell on an Envoy, because the lower half ellipse is the high beam bulb.

FUCK YOU, SHITHEAD. ENJOY MY DOWNSHIFT.

Oh, then I saw an asshat in an X5 tailgating and speeding. Caught up to him at my exit off the highway (fat lot of good his driving did him) and across the ENTIRE DIRTY TAILGATE of his BMW was a crudly drawn DICK. Like, balls (B) and a 4 foot shaft (================) and head (D).

I lol'd.

No Prius Needed > Takuro Spirit 01/22/2015 at 20:10

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Nibby > Takuro Spirit 01/22/2015 at 20:12

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You should be prepared to slow down on merges anyways... they have the right of the way. Unfortunately there are a lot of inconsiderate drivers out there, bear that in mind.

XJDano > Takuro Spirit 01/22/2015 at 20:49

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I coast.

I also have no rear bumper, so it looks like I'm experienced in these things.

I also have been driving box trucks lately, they usually give me room.

Takuro Spirit > Nibby 01/22/2015 at 21:51

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I would have, if needed. I had all the room I needed, it was the asshat in the center lane trying to merge over to the right at the end of an on-ramp like a tard.

desertdog5051 > Takuro Spirit 01/23/2015 at 00:13

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Assholes that don't think ahead to position themselves to make the turn/exit do not deserve any consideration.

orcim > Takuro Spirit 01/23/2015 at 02:42

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